New entry Nov 01
Critters is 21!
Yes, 21 years ago Critters was born. Wow! Thanks so much to all of you, who've made it such a resounding success!
Books from Critters!
Check out Books by Critters for books by your fellow Critterfolk, as well as my list of recommended books for writers.
The Sigil TrilogyIf you're looking for an amazing, WOW! science fiction story, check out THE SIGIL TRILOGY. This is — literally — one of the best science fiction novels I've ever read.
Stayin' AliveIf you want to make a career of SF writing, STAYING ALIVE - A WRITER'S GUIDE by three-time SFWA President Norman Spinrad, published by your Critter Captain's ReAnimus Press, is an indispensable guide to the inside workings of the SF publishing industry by an expert.
P&E Seeks New Caretaker
Unfortunately, much of the data on the P&E site has become stale and outdated, and needs a new caretaker with the time required to update the site. The listings are being removed until they can be updated by a new caretaker.
Note that the P&E/Critters Annual Readers Poll will run as usual in January.
If you are interested in taking the reins of P&E, and possess what's needed — at least 20hrs/week to volunteer, excellent investigative skills, in-depth knowledge of the publishing industry, ability to detect scams from not-scams, thick skin, good web site skills, good writing ability — please get in touch. Thanks for your interest!
I'm being interviewed live on public radio for Critters 20th birthday. For those who want to listen, it's on the 10am (Mountain time) show on Thursday, 11/19/16, on Colorado Public Radio - www.cpr.org has streaming on the site or it's 90.1 FM in the Denver area. [Interview is done, you can listen on the site]
Free Web Sites
Free web sites for authors (and others) are available at www.nyx.net.
ReAnimus Acquires Advent!
ReAnimus Press is pleased to announce the acquisition of the legendary Advent Publishers! Advent is now a subsidiary of ReAnimus Press, and we will continue to publish Advent's titles under the Advent name. Advent was founded in 1956 by Earl Kemp and others, and has published the likes of James Blish, Hal Clement, Robert Heinlein, Damon Knight, E.E. "Doc" Smith, and many others. Advent's high quality titles have won and been finalists for several Hugo Awards, such as The Encyclopedia of Science Fiction and Fantasy and Heinlein's Children. Watch this space for ebook and print editions of all of Advent's current titles!
Network speeding up
I'm switching the connection over to a new, shiny 10X faster network because of all the load. There might be bits of downtime as your boxes learn new addresses and things. Should be brief. Let me know of any prolonged outages you see.
Preditors & Editors Changeover
With the very sad passing of Dave Kuzminski, who ran P&E, I've taken over the P&E duties. Lots of what I hope are improvements; check it out at pred-ed.com.
is Dying has been Replaced
THE SIGIL TRILOGY: The universe is dying from within... "Great stuff... Really enjoyed it." — SFWA Grandmaster Michael Moorcock
Announcing ReAnimus Press
If you need help making ebooks from manuscripts or print copies—or finding great stuff to read—look no further! An ebook publisher started by your very own Critter Captain. (And with a 12% Affiliate program.) [More]
From: Spider Robinson (email@example.com) Subject: Torcon 3 Toastmaster speech Newsgroups: alt.callahans Date: 2003-09-07 06:35:30 PST Toastmaster Speech Torcon 3 The 61st World Science Fiction Convention by Spider Robinson (c) 2003 by Spider Robinson; all rights reserved (musical intro:) (sung to the tune of Sir Paul McCartney's "Live and Let Die":) When you were young with your nose in an open book you used to read Niven/Pournelle (You know you did, you know you did, you know you did) and in this ever-changing world Pournelle and Niven hope you fans will still buy-- THE MOTE IN GOD'S EYE MOTE IN GOD'S EYE..... (Spoken word:) That's quite enough of that. I just wanted to honor a few of my heros--including Sir Paul McCartney, whose daughter Stella got married this morning, near the Mull of Kintyre. Congratulations, Stella. Now I'd like to mutilate a song by a different Paul altogether: (Sung to the obvious Paul Simon tune) The problem is right inside your work, she said to me you're kind of a jerk, and you don't think too logically I'd like to help you with your writing, but you see there must be fifty ways to lose a Hugo She said it's really not my business to critique furthermore I've never won the artifact of which I speak but I'll repeat myself, at the risk of being a geek: there must be fifty ways to lose a Hugo fifty ways to lose a Hugo Leave holes in the plot, Scott make your characters flat, Matt get the science part wrong, Wong or write Star Wars You lack the right touch, Dutch you know you never rewrite much you better face facts, Max: the rocket ain't yours. She said it grieves me now to see you feeling rough I wish there was some way I could help you....short of voting for your stuff you know: she dissed me--and I realized what she'd just said was guff there's just one single way to win a Hugo just one way to win a Hugo: Be the luckiest one, son be the fortunate soul, Cole Fate's favorite one of the five nominees Have incredible luck, Buck it does help if you don't suck but then it's random chance, Vance: that's how it happened to me... Yessiree I guarantee (times three) Hee hee hee! (Back to spoken word again:) Thank you all for your sympathy. My fellow Americans, welcome to Canada--please don't be alarmed, your sidearms will be returned to you when you leave, that funny colored paper is nearly as good as real money, and the people smiling at you on the sidewalk are not mocking you. I know it will seem odd to walk about unarmed, but you see, once we established universal health care here in Canada, and realized we'd all be paying for it in taxes all our lives, we lost a lot of our enthusiasm for shooting each other up. Robert Heinlein once called this country ìa place where the natives were so clever they paid not a cent to Washington!î Nobody told him about Ottawa-- Oh, and we really apologize for that 1812 thing. My fellow Canadians, welcome to the Metro Toronto Convention Center--please don't be alarmed: we invited all these Americans, and they will be leaving as soon as the weapons of mass destruction are located and Celine Dion has been apprehended and silenced forever. They had originally intended to enforce a single-party government pretending to be a representative democracy throughout the land, but it's been explained to them that we've already taken care of that ourselves. So have they, coincidentally. My fellow humans from other countries, continents and corners of the round earth, welcome to Canada. Right now you can get some terrific deals on beef dishes here...but I hope you brought plenty of mosquito repellent because we haven't got any to spare. If you haven't, try to get bitten by the East Nile variety. Here in Canada we currently permit gay people to marry, our courts recently struck down the laws against possession of marijuana, British Columbia grows the finest pot on the planet, handguns are a rarity, we average fewer murders per year than the Texas justice system...and for some reason we find ourselves one of the world's most popular tourist destinations. We figure it's the maple syrup. If you should encounter large moody mammals with white fur, be careful: those are our famous bi-polar bears. All of you, welcome to the 61st World Science Fiction Convention, Torcon 3. We'd like to thank Tom Doherty for the use of the name Tor, and Condoleeza Rice for the use of the word ìcon.î We certainly could not have more prestigious Guests of Honor--beginning with our Ghost of Honor, Robert Bloch, whose very name has come to stand for the inability to write a goddam word....Frank Kelly, a painter so old he invented the Freas, and made Alfred E. a New Man....a fan guest who's such a good bullshit artist his very name is Mike Liar......and finally, of course, the distinguished producer of nearly all the Beatles' albums, Sir George R.R. Martin. I was Toastmaster for the 50th ever Worldcon, and now I find food for thought in the fact that this, the 61st World Science Fiction Convention, will be the 50th time that Hugo Awards have been given out for excellence in the field of sf. For one thing, it says something about our collective intelligence that it took fandom 11 years to think of holding a popularity contest. But if I may get semiserious for just a moment, I would like to note something about that half-century mark. My wife Jeanne's family is half Portuguese. Her grandfather Captain Frank Parsons (Francesco Paixao), who recently died at age 100, was born in an era when men went over the side in two-man dories and hauled up fish from the sea with the strength of their arms; by the time he died he was a wealthy man who owned his own wharf in New Bedford and a chain of fish markets. He lived most of his life in Provincetown, Massachusetts, where every summer, every boat in town would put out to sea for a grand ceremony called The Blessing of the Fleet, in which the Archbishop would call upon God to bless their efforts in the coming season. This tradition endured for exactly fifty years. Last year, there was no Blessing of the Fleet....because there is no longer a fleet. There is no longer a boat. There was exactly one working fishing boat left in P-Town for the Fiftieth Blessing: to hold the ceremony, they had to bring in a couple of ringers from Gloucester. A few months later, that skipper joined all the rest: surrendered his license and became a whale-watch captain, a tourist-milker. There is nobody living in Provincetown Massachusetts who earns his living by fishing--because there ain't no cod or haddock left out there. (This year's entire North Atlantic salmon crop, by the way, seems also to have disappeared.) I think we should stop and think for a moment about the fact that, as a profession, science fiction writing seems to have outlasted pulling up fish from the sea. Yes, our genre is in one of its periodic stages of decline; sales are down, magazines are languishing, and the few readers who haven't defected to Tolkienesque fantasy sometimes seem determined to cling like junkies to Star Trek, Star Wars, and other Hollywood Sci Fi franchises. Some of our very best have had the bad taste to die on us recently, and others have stopped working. Nonetheless, here we still are, most of us, earning a living, some of us, and still managing to see a desirable future in the near distance, a few of us. There are still a few readers out there who somehow managed to get through the school system with an education, who find it interesting to speculate about how the world might be different than it is or ever was, and who are not terrified into weeping by the prospect of setting their VCRs. There are still some souls out there so untouched by the cynicism of the day that they fail to fall down laughing when told that technology might continue to make our lives better, that science is not soulless, that to learn is not to destroy mystery, that the stars are not irrelevant to us. What bothers me is not so much that our industry's in decline but that in part it failed, at least for our lifetimes. Our central vision, lovingly polished and presented as entertainingly as we knew how to make it, has been rejected by the world we meant to save. Because I was born in 1948, the phrase I will probably always use, automatically, to indicate that something is futuristic is ìspace age.î There are doubtless grown adults in this room who were born after the space age ended. The very existence of the new Heinlein Award, recognizing works that inspire manned exploration of space, means that a need was perceived to foster such work. About the only part of our shared vision of the future that actually came to pass was the part where America just naturally took over the world. But while it's prepared to police a planet, the new Terran Federation is so far not interested enough to even glance at another one. The day Apollo 11 landed, I knew men would walk on Mars in my lifetime. I'm no longer nearly so sure. The last budget put forward in Canada contained not a penny for Mars. (If you'd like to protest that, please go to http://www.marssociety.org/content/marspetition.asp and sign the petition.) Michael Lennick was co-producer of a superb Canadian documentary series about manned spaceflight, ìRocket Science,î still being shown on some Discovery outlets. His next project is an in-depth examination of the growing phenomenon of people who refuse to believe we ever landed on the Moon. NOT because he sees them as amusing cranks...but because they are becoming a sizable percentage of the population. And it's hard to argue with their logic: it beggars belief, they say, that we could possibly have achieved moon flight....and then given it up. At least people still believe that men used to fish the Grand Banks, once. Some even dream of going back. If our dreams are not to be lost, we must redouble our efforts to spread the word. I'm not knocking fantasy--the brand of sf I write is arguably closer to fantasy than most--but if we offer readers nothing else, if we only look backwards instead of forward too, one day we will find ourselves surrounded by an electorate that has never willingly thought a single thought their great grandparents would not have recognized--that is living not even in the 20th century, but in the 19th. That's not acceptable. I don't believe we're going to let that happen. I think we're just about to ignite a new renaissance in modern science fiction, and that our next 50 years will make the first 50 look pale by comparison. If that does happen, the people who will make it so are in this room, now. I salute you, and offer you the words of the late Shunryu Suzuki Roshi, founder of the San Francisco Zen Center, who transplanted an entire religion from one culture to a vastly different one back in the early 60's: one of his favorite sayings was: ìDon't waste time.î I'd like to tell you a story now because it's one of my favorite stories, and because it happened only days after the last time I was a Worldcon toastmaster...and because it may provide a hint as to just what went wrong with the space program. It was during the first Bush administration. I'd had the great good fortune to be given a VIP pass to attend a space shuttle launch. When the big day dawned, my friends and wife and I passed thousands of stopped cars on the shoulder, cleared the checkpoint, drove over the causeway and joined the elite line of perhaps a hundred cars full of citizens privileged to watch the launch a mere mile or so away from the pad. We were somewhat dismayed when the line stopped altogether. And stayed stopped.... The sun beat down. Air-conditioners overheated their engines. People stepped out into murderous heat to ask each other the obvious question, to which no answer was forthcoming. Fifteen minutes passed, very slowly. Up the road in the opposite direction came a motorcycle cop with a bullhorn; he drove past us very slowly, ignoring all pleas and gestures, braying, ìREMAIN IN YOUR VEHICLESî over and over. Our vehicles were by now solar ovens. A million years went by...mosquitoes gorged...sunblock ran down our necks...children cried...tempers began to climb...the damn launch was only 15 min away, now--and suddenly, all became clear. Coming toward us on the opposite side of the road at twenty kilometers an hour, shimmering in the heat, a vision: a flotilla of black stretch limousines. Surrounded by a phalanx of motorcycle cops. Chase-cars full of shooters in suits and black shades fore and aft. The truth began to dawn. Sure enough, as the second limo came even with us, five meters away, its tinted rear windows powered down, and there they were. Identical robotic waves &ghastly smiles, like terrible twin parodies of the Queen. Dan and Marilyn Quayle. Mr. Quayle's duties as Vice President had included direct responsibility for America's space program. Three months away from leaving office, now, he had decided to pay his first visit ever to NASA turf, while they still had to let him in. We all realized we'd been kept broiling in the sun so the Secret Service could make absolutely sure there wasn't an alligator with an Uzi in one of the drainage ditches beside the road. And as the motorcade crawled past, and Mr. Quayle waved and smiled--I swear to you--all of us gave him a gesture which here in Canada is called the Trudeau Salute. [flips bird] The motorcade passed, traffic started up, and we were in time to see the Endeavour lift, the 50th shuttle launch ever--there's that magic number fifty again. If anyone had told me, back in the 1950s when I started reading science fiction, that one day I would see a spaceship take off with my own eyes...well, I'd have found it hard to imagine. But if they'd told me that on the same day I would see hundreds of Americans loyal enough to have VIP access to government property all publicly give the Vice President of the United States the finger, I'd have flatly refused to believe it. I like to think we've all come a long way. I will close, shamelessly, by quoting myself: with an excerpt from a book I published a few years ago called CALLAHAN'S KEY, because it describes what I saw after Dan Quayle drove away: At first the world is nothing but horizon, endless ocean and sky, all of it still, serene. Three hundred and sixty degree Spielberg. The stillness is not perfectóthere is the countdown bellowing out of those superb speaker horns, and there is the internal thunder of elevated pulseóbut basically the world is as it has always been: at rest, indifferent to anything any of the scurrying ants on its surface might come up with. Then Hell breaks loose. A dirty white explosion spreads in all directions. At its center, beneath the stacked array, a Beast is born. It is mighty. And angry. Its roar shatters the world, splits the sky, echoes up and down the Florida coast and miles out to sea. You thought you knew what to expect, but this is louder. The sound is tangible, hits you with physical force, vibrates up your legs from the ground beneath your feet, scares the living shit out of you. Your first thought is that you are witnessing a disaster even more awful than Challenger: an on-the-pad explosion. Then the Beast's two big brothers wake upóthe giant solid rocket boostersóand Heaven, Hell, Purgatory and Limbo all break loose together and start to argue. The sound is indescribable, just short of unbearable. So insensate is the rage of this new Beast that the world itself will not have it. No matter that something the size and weight of an apartment building is sitting on its back: it lifts from the ground on a raving column of its own fury and rises impossibly into the air, becomes a thick growing tower of white smoke, the 128-ton Shuttle stack balanced on top like a pingpong ball on the stream from a firehose. The bonds of Earth can be as surly as they like: the Beast is surlier, shrugs its terrible shoulders and slips them clean. You realize that you are pounding your hands together and screaming ìGo, baby, go!î like an idiot at the top of your lungs, and you gather that everyone around you is doing the same, but you can't hear any of it. Part of you wishes you had control of your hands so that you could take photos like you planned to, and another part is amused at the audacity of the notion that this event could possibly be squeezed through a pinhole and captured on a piece of celluloid smaller than a matchbook. Instead you watch in reverent terror as a utensil built by bald apes flings 97 tons of metal and plastic 2 million mi. With 5 live people aboard. For two million years it had been only a fantasy, a monkey dream. For the first fifteen years of my own life it had still been only a fantasy, something a teacher or a scientist might laugh at you for believing in. For the next quarter-century it had been a news storyóone that seemed to bore most of my fellow citizens silly. But now it was realityóreal reality; that is, the part experienced by meóand the two-million-year-old dream had really come true: The species I belonged to had figured out how to climb the biggest tree there is. We were already becoming familiar with its lowest branches. In that moment, I knew, as fact, with utter certainty, that one day we were going to climb all the way to the top. Nothing was going to prevent us. Not presidents, proxmires, press, public opinion, economic forces, or nuclear winter. No, it could be delayed, but it could not be stopped. This was evolution in action, before my eyes. As surely as we had come down out of the trees, as surely as we had crawled up out of the tidal pools in the first place, we were going to do this thing. To put it in Canadian: Let's do it, eh? Thank you for your patience. We will now begin the presentation of the Hugo Awards..... BONUS EXCERPT STUDIO OUTTAKE: These are the lyrics of "Niven/Pournelle" that I decided not to sing, but rather to hold in reserve in case I needed to cover some hideous emergency: (I happen to have some reason to know such things can happen at a Hugo Awards ceremony.) Fortunately the necessity did not arise this time. We hope that it matters to you that writers have a job to do we try to do it well It's just the publishers are cheap as Hell.... When you were young, and your mind was an open sewer you used to read Philip José (You know you did, you dirty kid,admit you did) and in this rude and prudish world Phil José Farmer hopes new fans will still try.... the RIVERWORLD guy RIVERWORLD guy... -- "Shared pain is lessened; shared joy is increased; thus do we refute entropy." óJacob Stonebender "Librarians are the secret masters of the world. They control information. Don't ever piss one off." --Spider Robinson Visit http://www.spiderrobinson