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A Guide to Barsoom

The ultimate, definitive GUIDE TO BARSOOM from ReAnimus Press. NOW IN PRINT EDITION TOO. The best guide to Edgar Rice Burroughs' Mars series.

The Sigil Trilogy

If you're looking for an amazing, WOW! science fiction story, check out THE SIGIL TRILOGY. This is — literally — one of the best science fiction novels I've ever read.

Interviewed!

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Free Web Sites

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ReAnimus Acquires Advent!

ReAnimus Press is pleased to announce the acquisition of the legendary Advent Publishers! Advent is now a subsidiary of ReAnimus Press, and we will continue to publish Advent's titles under the Advent name. Advent was founded in 1956 by Earl Kemp and others, and has published the likes of James Blish, Hal Clement, Robert Heinlein, Damon Knight, E.E. "Doc" Smith, and many others. Advent's high quality titles have won and been finalists for several Hugo Awards, such as The Encyclopedia of Science Fiction and Fantasy and Heinlein's Children. Watch this space for ebook and print editions of all of Advent's current titles!

Book Recommendation

THE SIGIL TRILOGY: The universe is dying from within... "Great stuff... Really enjoyed it." — SFWA Grandmaster Michael Moorcock

Announcing ReAnimus Press

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Critters Workshop Weekly Notes

Notes for 01-May-2024...

This week helping out the Critters Fund Drive is...


     
ALPHA 5 by (SFWA Grandmaster) Robert Silverberg - $3.99


     
ReAnimus Press Store: www.ReAnimus.com/1717
     
Amazon: www.amazon.com/dp/B0B85GMN72/?tag=critters3a-20
     
(available in ebook + hardcover + paperback)


     
The fifth in a series of superb science fiction. The Alpha series of anthologies center on no particular theme except that of literary quality. Two criteria were used in the selecting of these stories--literary merit and importance to the genre. The result is that the variety of subjects is matched only by the richness and diversity of their handling--brilliant, frightening, clever, bizarre, powerful, witty, funny--and several steps in-between. Simply put, here is the best science fiction from the best science fiction writers.

This group of stories gives pleasure by demonstrating the richness and variety of the science-fiction form. The stories show the reader visions he has not previously had, and send him away transformed and enlarged. The fifth volume of this highly acclaimed series features stories by promising new talents and by several of the field's most honored writers. Some of the stories in this year's Alpha show us, with painful clarity, the approaching consequences of our most recent miscalculations; other stories take a longer view, portraying events in the remote galaxies that have only metaphorical applications to our immediate lives. Here are ten more visions of times to come, glimpses of the roads ahead.

(Alpha 1-4 and 6-9 are great too!) :)

[Disclaimer: Ye Olde Critter Captain also runs ReAnimus Press, sales from which help him keep Critters going as a free site.]

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Thanks for the donations, folks!
     
(No donations this past week, sad minion face.) :[

[See http://www.critters.org/donate.php for more information.]

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Woohoo! Congratulations to...


     
- Chris Hepler, whose (Critter'd) short story, "High Water Mark"
     
is now out in the current issue of the anthology "Paladins of
     
Valor" by Chris Kennedy Press. {A big thanks to all who critiqued
     
it, including Charles Botsford, Tim Nall, John Edlund, Brian
     
Sellnow, and all friends and family!}


     
- Robert Harpold, whose (Critter'd) novel, "When the Gods Are
     
Away" is now out from Dark Matter INK. {This novel was crittered
     
several years back and finally found a home! It officially comes
     
out May 7, but pre-orders are already shipping.


     
When the Gods Are Away: It is Blasphemer’s Week, an annual
     
period during which the gods vacation at Mount Olympus and ignore
     
the inconsequential mortals, and it always begins with blood. The
     
first victim is a former police officer getting butter from his
     
fridge. Virgil Glezos, the city-state’s first detective on his
     
first case, must track the killer by inventing his own techniques
     
combining magic and technology. He is aided by a professional
     
dance choreographer, a biowarfare expert who doesn’t want to be
     
there, two police officers who hate him, and a priest who might or
     
might not be incompetent and who might or might not be trying to
     
kill him. Virgil uncovers something deeper than a single murder,
     
and he is the wrong person at the right time to stop it.}

Please report your Woohoo!s via the www.critters.org/telldaworld.ht web page.

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This week's Most Productive Critter award, for 2 critiques (at time of judging), averaging over 800 words each, goes to...


     
Patrick Tibbits

To redeem an MPC, visit: www.critters.org/usempc.ht

Congratulations! To everyone else -- Crit early and often!

(For an explanation of the MPC award, see the www.critters.org/award.ht page.)

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Recommended Reading... One of the best writing books - Secrets from the 6-time Best Editor Hugo Award Master, Ben Bova: THE CRAFT OF WRITING SCIENCE FICTION THAT SELLS https://ReAnimus.com/store?item=1144
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This week we have... [get from https://www.critters.org/private/mss.php ]...
                                                 
     Title                      	Author

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Week of 1-May-2024 (Crits due 8-May-2024): SF At Home in the Cloud John Francis Willems -#31429 F Spelling Trouble, Chapter 6 Brian Sellnow -#31430 SF Nanite Wars: Earth chapter 9 Joel Stanley -#31431 SF Flower of Life Ch. 3-4 Kim Kupper Oshinski -#31432 SF Life for Prepared Stereo in Bb: Part 1 of 3 Matt Britton -#31433 F Do You Want to Meet Him Jason Gale -#31434 SF Retribution Will Be Swift Dan Bracewell -#31435 SF RIppling Ground, Chapters 1-5 Jeff Richardson -#31436 SF Lazer Guns and Fried Greebs Morgan Z Sowell -#31437


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Recommended books on writing:

THE CRAFT OF WRITING AND SELLING SCIENCE FICTION by Ben Bova
     
ReAnimus Press Store: https://ReAnimus.com/store?item=1144
     
Amazon: https://Amazon.com/dp/B006MAZPEI

HOW TO IMPROVE YOUR SPECULATIVE FICTION OPENINGS By (Critter member) Robert Qualkinbush
     
https://ReAnimus.com/store?item=1184 | https://Amazon.com/dp/B007O272ZI

STAYIN' ALIVE - A WRITER'S GUIDE by three-time SFWA President Norman Spinrad
     
How things really work in the art and commerce of publishing
     
https://ReAnimus.com/store?item=1179 | https://Amazon.com/dp/B007SIC4I8

EXPERIMENT PERILOUS: THE 'BUG JACK BARRON' PAPERS by Norman Spinrad
     
(A 99cent essay on SF and writing)
     
https://ReAnimus.com/store?item=1180 | https://Amazon.com/dp/B007MF3MS8 Because you might enjoy it... THE LIVING LABYRINTH by IAN STEWART AND TIM POSTON Elzabet sticks her hand into an alien flower - and you won't believe what happens next! https://reanimus.com/store/?item=1517
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Pieces up for critique in other workshops...

In the lit workshop - https://critique.org/lit : L Jolie, Effy, & Amorette Daniel. A. Dunnham -#31322

In the nonfiction workshop - https://critique.org/nonfiction : NP I *Experience*, Therefore I Am Robin niCathain -#30061

In the script workshop - https://critique.org/script : SC Cupidity Kathleen C -#31276

In the kids workshop - https://critique.org/kids : YP Dad's Old Guitar Tessa Stahly -#31422

In the comics workshop - https://critique.org/comics : CG Magna. logline/ synopsis Brent Claridge -#28885

In the western workshop - https://critique.org/western : W Currently Untitled Aleksandr Vincente Hoang -#30472

In the romance workshop - https://critique.org/romance : R For Her Honor Chapters 1-5 Morgan Stevens -#31119

In the video workshop - https://critique.org/video : VS The Gallery of Henri Beauchamp Jay DeTalente -#21424

In the music workshop - https://critique.org/music : MP The Shade Riders and Nocturnal Ned song Beth Zurkowski -#21675

In the photo workshop - https://critique.org/photo : PH Tea and Gossip Sandy Kulhavy -#30875

In the art workshop - https://critique.org/art : AH Art Man, a portrait Robert J Cleary -#27847

In the website workshop - https://critique.org/website : WW Franklin's Palindromedary Ray N. Franklin -#29498

In the critters workshop - https://critique.org/critters : SF At Home in the Cloud John Francis Willems -#31429 F Spelling Trouble, Chapter 6 Brian Sellnow -#31430 SF Nanite Wars: Earth chapter 9 Joel Stanley -#31431 SF Flower of Life Ch. 3-4 Kim Kupper Oshinski -#31432 SF Life for Prepared Stereo in Bb: Part 1 of 3 Matt Britton -#31433 F Do You Want to Meet Him Jason Gale -#31434 SF Retribution Will Be Swift Dan Bracewell -#31435 SF RIppling Ground, Chapters 1-5 Jeff Richardson -#31436 SF Lazer Guns and Fried Greebs Morgan Z Sowell -#31437
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You might also like... RUSSELL RAVEN ISN'T SCARED ANYMORE by CRAIG STRETE Russell Raven was afraid of... everything. https://reanimus.com/store/?item=1734

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You may also send your critiques via https://www.critters.org/webcrit.ht .

Note that all critiques will be available to everyone to read the next Saturday.

DIPLOMACY: Remember, authors and critiquers, we're all friends here. Be polite. Be considerate. Be tactful. You can say you thought a story was drivel in a courteous way. Try to point out the good and the bad; offer alternatives if you can. Never, ever, attack the author -- only the story. Authors: Remember that some reviewers may lack tact. Try to be understanding, but if you get any that you feel are just plain mean-spirited, too short to be of any use, or too "feel good," let me know and I'll withhold the reviewer's "credit" for that story and/or cajole them into something more insightful. See https://www.critters.org/diplomacy.ht for more...

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Because you might enjoy it... CRISIS! by JAMES GUNN Johnson has to save the future through time travel, but his memory isn't great... https://reanimus.com/store/?item=1654

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