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On Friday we'll have one title for free. Look below for the title whose "Add to Cart" button has been replaced with a "Get from Critters for Free" button. Enjoy, and be sure to try some other titles too. :)

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Here are books and music that members of Critters have put up for sale such that a percent of the proceeds benefits Critters (typically a third to half the price). Readers get good stuff, this is added publicity for members and their work, and helps Critters — a true win-win-win.

Many people don't know you can add ebooks onto their reader devices from other sources, like the Critters Store. Here's a tutorial how to do it. It's easy.

You may wonder why we have music here... it's because one of the Critter members happens to be a genuine, Motown, #1 hit singer. How cool is that? Charlene (of "I've Never Been To Me" fame) is graciously donating a portion of her new songs (which are great) and her children's book. It's not every day you get a coup like that. Thanks, Charlene, and every other Critter member who's participating!

So not only are you buying some really good stuff to read or listen to, you're helping Critters with every purchase.

Enjoy!
— Your Critter Captain

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Direct from Amazon, so same low price, but!-- To make it even sweeter, the Critters Fund Drive gets a percentage of each one sold!

Books

Unless otherwise indicated, all books are available for Kindle, Nook, iPad, Sony, eReader, PC, Mac, and most other ereaders. (You get all formats for the one price.) Titles and authors are randomized for fairness. No copy protection ("DRM"). Nasty DRM. We hates DRM.

The Craft of Writing Science Fiction that Sells
by Ben Bova

$8.99

Learn how to write SF from the master! Ben Bova, best-selling author and six-time Hugo Award winner for Best Editor explains step by step all the elements you need to write profesionally selling science fiction. [More...]

Staying Alive - A Writer's Guide
by Norman Spinrad

$7.99

It's hard enough for a writer just to get published. But even harder is—Staying Alive. [More...]

How To Improve Your Speculative Fiction Openings
by Robert Qualkinbush

$2.99

The secret that separates pro fiction from beginners', and how to capitalize on it. [More...]

Experiment Perilous: The 'Bug Jack Barron' Papers
by Norman Spinrad

$0.99

A must-read essay for all Readers and Writers of Science Fiction [More...]

The Word-Loss Diet
by Rayne Hall

$4.99

Tighten & tone your manuscript. Strip away the word fat and reveal the muscle of your unique author voice. [More...]

The Life and Tails of Herman the Worm
by Charlene Oliver

$7.99

A children's book from Critter member and Motown #1 hit singer Charlene. [More...]

Writing About Villains
by Rayne Hall

$4.99

Create fiends whom your readers will love to hate and can never forget. [More...]

Writing Short Stories to Promote Your Novels
by Rayne Hall

$4.99

Gain exposure, win fans, and increase your book sales [More...]

The Craft of Writing Science Fiction that Sells
by Ben Bova

$8.99

Learn how to write SF from the master! Ben Bova, best-selling author and six-time Hugo Award winner for Best Editor explains step by step all the elements you need to write profesionally selling science fiction. [More...]

Staying Alive - A Writer's Guide
by Norman Spinrad

$7.99

It's hard enough for a writer just to get published. But even harder is—Staying Alive. [More...]

Cygnus War: ITSG
by E.S. Wynn

$9.95

Easy to learn, set up, and fun to play, The Cygnus War: Immersive Tactical Simulation Game has everything you need to play pretty much whenever you want, wherever you are. [More...]

Privacy Most Public
by Andrew Burt

$3.99

Our privacy keeps eroding in the name of safety... A futuristic tale from the Critter Captain of what happens when it goes too far. [More...]

Writing Fight Scenes
by Rayne Hall

$4.99

Your guide to writing realistic, fast-paced, exciting fight scenes, step by step. [More...]

Minerva
by E.S. Wynn

$4.95

Earth‘s first faster-than-light ship is lost, and not likely to make it back. . . [More...]

Handler‘s Break
by Ingrid Moon

$1.99

The galaxy is in peril if the Handler can‘t get the Weapon away from the Overlord. [More...]

How To Improve Your Speculative Fiction Openings
by Robert Qualkinbush

$2.99

The secret that separates pro fiction from beginners', and how to capitalize on it. [More...]

Delta Pi
by Andrew Burt

$3.99

Whoever says Pi is a constant simply hasn‘t checked it precisely enough — which may be a good thing! [More...]

Aliens In Paradise - The Arrival
by R. D. Bennette

$3.99

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The Cygnus War: Omnibus Edition
by E.S. Wynn

$6.95

From Tarsis to the second session, this is the complete series of E.S. Wynn‘s Cygnus War [More...]

Writing Scary Scenes
by Rayne Hall

$4.99

Practical techniques to thrill your readers. [More...]

Tales From Gundarland
by Hank Quense

$3.49

An award-winning collection of humorous fantasy short stories and novellas [More...]

Where Empires Fear to Tread
by Mary Jeddore Blakney

$2.99

When Piper Craven lands on the wrong planet, curiosity happens. And the next thing you know, Earth’s been infected with alien diseases. [More...]

Pink Carbide: Carbon Aria
by E.S. Wynn

$2.99

The third book in E.S. Wynn‘s post-cyberpunk series "Pink Carbide" [More...]

Writing About Magic
by Rayne Hall

$4.99

Make your fictional magic plausible and exciting. [More...]

Chase of the Teal Tiger
by Margaret Ernsberger

$2.99

Bounty hunters have to choose between money and the truth in this humerous sci-fi! [More...]

Quest of the Demon
by M L Sawyer

$3.99

Darci is an average 16y.o girl who gets accidentally transported to the land of Nahaba by aprentice wizard Taslessian... [More...]

Corpus
by Andrew Burt

$3.99

She wanted my body. The problem was, I couldn‘t be exactly sure where to find it... A novelette by the Critter Captain. [More...]

A Sailor on the Sea of Humanity
by Andrew Burt

$0.99

If you had a terrible secret, perhaps you‘d find time dilation has its uses... [More...]

Mixed Nuggets
by Frej Wasastjerna

$0.99

A collection of seven short, mainly idea-centered, science fiction, fantasy and mainstream stories, many of them light entertainment but some darker. [More...]

The Binding Returned
by Jeffrey Morrow Miller

$2.99

A quest for a DOOR into a place that does not exist requires a special kind of person. [More...]

Ivana And The Secret Lake Adventures: Magic vs. Love
by Evelyn H

$5.99

Ivana believes:Virtuous is rewarded; Vicious is punished. Only to be proved wrong! [More...]

Pepe
by Robby Charters

$0.99

A futuristic story of a homeless boy who doesn‘t know his true identity -- nor that the same puts him on the most wanted list for elimination [More...]

Here Be Monsters
by Leenna Naidoo

$1.99

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Cinder Block Houses
by E.S. Wynn

$2.99

Life is linear, memories aren’t. Cinder Block Houses is a collection of five short stories of growing up in Tuolumne County. [More...]

Tochwyatis - a fantasy novel
by Frej Wasastjerna

$3.00

Tochwyatis, a sailor with an aptitude for sorcery, finds himself playing an important part in the struggle against an evil priest‘s plans for world conquest. [More...]

Mankind‘s Worst Fear
by David L Erickson

$1.99

This science fiction novel will catapult you through time and space in a desperate gamble to turn back the hands of time. [More...]

RIM
by E.S. Wynn

$2.99

RIM is a collection of four short stories from the frontiers of the future. [More...]

Zaftan Entrepreneurs
by Hank Quense

$3.49

Aliens, fantasy creatures and humans in one story? They don‘t mix very well. Neither do untrustworthy aliens and deceitful government bureaucrats. [More...]

The Dodo Dragon and other stories
by Sheila Crosby

$3

Nine quirky SF stories from the off-beat imagination of Sheila Crosby [More...]

Borderlands : Prelude
by Charles Gull

$0.99

Grimmdark meets Bronzepunk in this action packed start to a unique hard fantasy epic in an immersive, character centred world. [More...]

Innocents Abroad
by Mark Twain

$1.99

A really funny travel book that seems amazingly modern despite being written in 1867. [More...]

Pink Carbide: Aluminum Opus
by E.S. Wynn

$1.99

The second book in E.S. Wynn‘s post-cyberpunk series "Pink Carbide" [More...]

Civil Blood
by Chris Hepler

$2.99

A heartwarming love story about evil megacorporations and the vampires that sue them. [More...]

Pink Carbide
by E.S. Wynn

$.99

The first book in E.S. Wynn‘s post-cyberpunk series "Pink Carbide" [More...]

BLOOM
by Martin Kee

$3.99

Humanity may not be missed, but hopefully it won‘t be forgotten [More...]

Mini-Collection
by Hank Quense

$1.49

3 humorous short stories, all previously published [More...]

Beyond Oblivion
by E.S. Wynn

$2.99

A collection of terrifyingly beautiful prose poetry and flash fiction that takes the reader on a journey of the mind and soul. [More...]

Pilgrennon‘s Beacon
by Manda Benson

$2.99

Caught in a feud between the two greatest minds of her time, Dana must reach the distant beacon to uncover the dark secrets of her past. [More...]

Brunnhilde‘s Quest
by Hank Quense

$1.49

A humorous retelling of the story used by Wagner to compose his RIng Cycle operas [More...]

Songs

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(All music is in MP3 format, with no DRM copy protection. Samples require the Apple QuickTime plugin. )



    (Why Can't) Time Stand Still    
From Critter and Motown singer Charlene: I wrote the lyrics about my children and how someday they will be standing... [More...]
Item#1101 - $1.29



    Symphony For A Broken Piano    
From Critter and Motown singer Charlene: This is one of the most beautiful songs I know. It is a metaphor of how a... [More...]
Item#1102 - $1.29



    California Dreamin (Dance)    
From Critter and Motown singer Charlene: I have always loved that song, and my rendition of the song brings it to a new... [More...]
Item#1103 - $1.29



    Used To Be (With Stevie Wonder)    
From Critter and Motown singer Charlene: "Does your president have soul?" — a song more true today than when it... [More...]
Item#1104 - $1.29

Sets

(All music is in MP3 format, ebooks in all popular formats, no DRM copy protection on anything.)

Full Album Over a Dozen Songs PLUS Herman The Worm Children's Book
by Charlene

Item#1201 Full Album Over a Dozen Songs PLUS Herman The Worm Children's Book - $14.99


Over a dozen songs by Critter Member — and Motown #1 hit singer — Charlene, most of them new, plus the ebook of Charlene's children's book, The Life and Tails of Herman the Worm. [More...]

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