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THE SIGIL TRILOGY: The universe is dying from within... "Great stuff... Really enjoyed it." — SFWA Grandmaster Michael Moorcock

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Book Recommendation

Biff America book cover I wanted to point you to a humor book I think you'd like. I'm not recommending it because I published it — I published it because I enjoy what he writes so much that I hunted him down and pummeled him with a nerf bat until he relented and let me publish it. (Or I should say republish it; it was published before but went out of print.) So now there's an ebook edition, and we're working on a print edition. (And hyperbole aside, yes, I did actually track him down and was persistent in trying to get him to republish it, because I really did want to see it available.)

I've read Biff America's column — nom de plume of Jeffrey Bergeron — for years in the local paper. In fact his column is the one thing I look most forward to each week. He's a cross between Andy Rooney and Garrison Keillor / Lake Wobegon. He's a successful standup comedian and a poignant, funny writer. He takes honest looks at the human condition, his own faults, he's a bit ribald, and always makes you think. His subjects range widely and most are really about the people and what it means to be human. (Similar in that regard to science fiction, so perhaps that's why I like it.) I think he's one of the best columnists out there and definitely not widely enough known (but as he says, he'd rather play than work; to quote the book, "no one ever looked up from their death bed and said, 'Damn, I wish I spent more time working.'"). :)

So, I want to highly recommend BIFF AMERICA: STEEP, DEEP, AND DYSLEXIC.

As John Nichols, author of the Milagro Beanfield War, writes in the introduction, "I found myself repeatedly moved, and moved deeply, by these poignant and funny stories." It's received great reviews from the likes of NBC, Saturday Night Live cast member Rachel Dratch, and some guy named Brad Pitt.

It's available from ReAnimus Press at https://reanimus.com/store/?item=1135 , Amazon at https://www.amazon.com/dp/B006H9HU5Q , or you can read more about/from Biff/Jeffrey at www.BiffAmerica.net.

I really like Biff's work. It's cool that I get to publish it. I hope you enjoy it as much as I do!


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